Russian Woman Found Nude With Head Between Stairwell Railing - News Print Madness

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Lipetsk, Russia

Russian woman found on stairwell naked on all fours with her head between the railings.

In the town of Lipetsk, Russia which is about 300 miles south of Moscow, a 46 year old Russian woman was found by her neighbors naked with her head stuck between the stairwell railings.

Emergency rescue worker, Alexi Dotsenko told Pronews48 in Lipetsk that he had never seen anything like this before. The woman said she was, "spicing up her sex life" on the stairs with her boyfriend when he pushed her head between the stairwell railings as they were doing the doggy style position. Her boyfriend left the scene and has not been heard from since. When police arrived they found the woman naked on all fours.

To honor this kinky lady we have made a short music video. Enjoy!

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Chris Reynolds from Media, Pennsylvania found a PayPal credit (Photo Above) in his account of $92 Quadrillion dollars ($92, 233,720,368,547,800.00 to be exact) according to the Philadelphia Daily News.

Chris at first thought that he owed PayPal that much, then when he rechecked he saw it was PayPal who owed him. Reynolds said he felt like a millionaire at first, so he quickly made a $30 donation to the Democratic Delaware County Council in Media, Penn. Later when he went back to check his balance it was back to zero.

Reynolds who with his wife own a public relations firm called Reynolds Ink wasted no time getting the story out to the masses. Reynolds says, he would pay down the US National debt and buy his favorite baseball team the Philadelphia Philly's.

PayPal has said they would offer Chris the opportunity to name a charity that they would make a donation to on his behalf for their glitch.

What would you do with a $92 Quadrillion dollar windfall? Keep in mind that Uncle Sam would get 50% of any windfall you would receive. Anyways, I made a video about this story. Enjoy!

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Dr. Ioannis Leropoulos at Urine Lab

British scientists at the Bristol Robotics Laboratory and the University of West England (UWE) disclosed their chemical achievement in a paper of The Royal Society of Chemistry Journal of Physical Chemistry Chemical Physics.

Dr. Ioannis Leropoulos led the team that made the first urine powered Samsung cell phone using Microbial Fuel Cells (MFCs). Dr. Leropoulos said that the urine powered Samsung phone was able to send an SMS message, browse the Web and make a brief phone call. Dr. Ioannis said that eventually their MFCs will be able to store enough energy to make long cellphone calls, which require more energy than their MFCs can produce at the present time. MFCs are efficient at converting urine into energy at no cost. MFCs are able to turn organic matter (urine) into electricity by utilising the metabolism of living organisms. These microbes digest the urine and convert it to electricity that can be stored in a cell phone battery.

The research scientist are looking for additional partners to help fund and develop toilets that can charge electronics with their MFCs.

I made the video below to inspire all who urinate to help promote this unlimited, renewable, stable and free energy source. Enjoy!

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FDR in Wheelchair

A silent film of FDR in his wheelchair in the National Archives was uncovered by Journalism professor Ray Begovich of Franklin College in Indiana.

The footage below shows FDR being wheeled down a ramp of the ship as sailors stand in front blocking the view. FDR contracted polio in 1921 at the age of 39 and spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair. The media at the time helped FDR hide his handicap throughout his four terms as President of the United States. FDR's being wheelchair bound was one of the most closely guarded Presidential secrets of all time. The secret service that protects the President was tasked with making sure no one leaked FDR's physical handicap. The Great Depression and WWII needed an image of a strong and healthy leader that could guide his country through those hard times. If you closely watch the first eight seconds of the video below you will notice how the sailors blocked the frontal view of the camera as FDR was wheeled down the ships ramp.

Scholars at the National Archives and the Roosevelt Library agree that the footage is rare. FDR was visiting the USS Baltimore in Pearl Harbor in July 1944 when the footage was taken.

FDR was an inspiration to many people during his lifetime and now ours as we discover his physical weaknesses. Enjoy!

Cow Falls & Kills Brazilian - News Print Madness

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Joao and his Trampled Corrugated Roof

Joao Maria De Souza of Caratinga, Brazil was sleeping with his wife Lena when a cow fell through their corrugated roof and killed him.

How does a cow get onto a roof of a house? In Caratinga the houses are on slopes and the roofs are put against the hillsides for structural support. The problem arises when a grazing cow escapes their grazing areas and step onto these tin roofs.

Lena, Joao's wife said, Joao survived the accident, but died after spending hours unattended in a local hospital. Joao's family, who were with him as he lay unattended at the hospital said he passed away slowly. The hospital denies that Joao was left unattended.

This is the third cow falling through a roof in Caratinga in the last three years, The other two injured in previous cow falling through corrugated roof's survived their injuries.

To honor Joao I have made a small tribute video using online photos of Joao, his broken corrugated roof and his family mourning his loss. I could not find photos of the cow or the hospital and the doctors who left his injuries untreated. Peace